May 2013
acotyledon:
amperehope:
“I’m the perfect cosplayer”, I whisper. I have successfully ordered a bright green jacket from the internet. Thanks to being a White Male, I’m now a 100% canon Jake cosplayer. Everyone clearly will never be as good as me because of this.
say it with me now
emotional
abuse
is
still
abuse
do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual
just don’t
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
April 2013
ieromg:
I HATE IT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO A CONVERSATION AND YOU LIKE WORK UP ALL THIS COURAGE TO SAY THE THING AND YOU FINALLY SAY THE THING AND NOBODY EVEN HEARS YOU/ACKNOWLEDGES THAT YOU EVEN SAID ANYTHING AND YOU JUST FEEL DUMB AND UGH
me: wears pajamas
me: showers
me: changes into clean pajamas
suzzannnn:
maybe someday I’ll be able to make really cool art
jelee-:
dorkstrider:
killerkranberry:
dorkstrider:
did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off
remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the...
Congratulations; you made it through another day!...
timelordy-teganbreann:
Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.
spazure:
spyroshy:
if we talk and we get really close and stuff and then for like a while afterwards I don’t make much of an effort to talk to you
I’m really sorry
That’s just how I function and its not because I don’t like you anymore or I don’t think about you
I just forget a lot and want to be alone and I get wrapped up in myself and my life and I get distracted so I’m really sorry
TO:...
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I hate Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow: “When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, ‘No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?’”
My friend Josh (to the wax statement) : At the beach…the sharks do it.
March 2013
I can BEARly stand this anymore!
maidako:
this is what Monique forces me to do.
